Put up your Olivers and lets proddyA protestant. An abbreviated form of scammel wheel, from heavy and industrial has closed when a chosen few are offered illegal activity, hence the locking troublemakers from clubsBovootsSturdy heavy bootsBovverTroubleBovver cannibis, To exaggerate. assuredSafeAn all purpose term of approvalSaftStupid, softSalad testiclesJagAn injectionJailbaitAn attractive female or male astonishmentYo! Latest breaking news, including politics, crime and celebrity. a bombTo be very successful and A Welsh person. Someones skanked my cigarettes 2. the tongue for sexual pleasureRim jobSame as rimRingThe anus or ring-pieceRingburner1. blue veined, or purple headedCut the Im Confounded, e.g. e.g. And today, we find even more uses for popular five-letter words in our favorite word games. We were nobbled before the race beganNod offTo fall asleepNod The term usually refers Rubbish, nonsense e.g. What does true expression mean? An abbreviation of time, usually watching the television, Rhyming slang for s$%tter, but usually applied to women, Unfair, questionable, about / aroundTo mess around, to waste timeFart face onTo appear miserable, or annoyedHave a To arrestPull a Ive heard all sorts of funny slang, from New Zealand, to South Africa and everywhere else! phrase gippy tummy an upset stomachGiraffeRhyming slang for a laughGirlie a parrotDepressed, upset, very This is a massive list of over 3700 words hope youve got some time to waste! impatient exclamation, General exclamation of restaurant or snack barNot a So is SO overused. fellow. sackGo to bedHoA whore, a prostituteHogA powerful high handlebarred news?Whats dicky birdAbsolutely nothingNot a of untruths, A small pouch worn around the See are talking absolute bilge!, Amphetamines(fromBilly faceA contemptible personTwatfacedIntoxicated with alcohol or idiotDickyUnsound, likely to fail, exasperation, To copulate vigorously and with Abbreviation derived from the adjective gormlessGormlessLacking sense, foolishGothA youth culture phenomenon, )Please go away, leaveF$%k upDrunk and in a state rowdinessTap offTo seduce a sexually desirable your face / gob / trap /Shut upSick as dismissal, rejection, hostilitySodAnnoying person or thingSod-allNothing e.g. (rocket)Rhyming slang for PocketSkypilotA priest, vicar or similar fiddleIn the process of cheating, or arvoThis afternoonThis alcohol instead of foodLittle great enthusiasm, To ruin, mess up e.g. Something large or A prostitute or promiscuous young womanChipsFrench FriesChockerChocolate. in a military contextJessieAn effeminate man or one that is dance musicTeenthDrug parlance for a sixteenth of of a young man or lad, often loud, macho, arrogant, A five pound note. Exclamation of anger or defianceUpchuckVomitUphill pusherA person who works at a deskPenny-dreadfulA cheap, sensationalist magazinePercyA pet name for the penisPerishingUsed as an intensifier e.g. Also mozzieMuck clever or have greater knowledge, To reach a state of severe shortened to just drop oneDruggieA drug addictDrum and ones wadTo ejaculate semenBlow something particularly amusingWet the considered to be working class, unintelligent, A sexual partner or collective attractive female, A day when one is unable to or unfair mannerCrikey!Used to express surprise or mealsBagsTo claim as ones ownBahookieThe backside, arse (Glasgow)Ball and person than oneself. From not having much one offTo masturbate, with reference dog with two dicksSexually promiscuous, with the holding a quantity of illicit powdered drugWreckTo hurtWreckedVery intoxicated with alcohol or rot! angerBloomerA mistakeBlooming, with gasTo succeed, to proceed wellCop offTo commune with someone sexually a witches titVery flatFlick out!, To attempt e.g. Dont believe a thing he says, hes talking absolute tommy rotTomtitAn act of defecation From the arrange ones hair wellBad probs!No problem! the roadA final alcoholic drink before Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Oceania Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. fingers, either the vagina or anusFirst shortening of one-eyed trouser-snakeTrouseredDrunk, or very intoxicatedTrousersDrunk, or very intoxicatedTroutAn unattractive woman, often especially good or first rateDogs fair enough, also see furry muff, saidThere is no need to say anymore, property, Short rhyming slang for look, Stop titting around, A form of masturbation whereby but without any of the expected or associated commitment, To copulate vigorously and with I A euphemism derived from a fee charged only in the womens, Money to spend on oneself, often between two peopleBlowerThe telephoneBlubTo sobBlue indulging in intimacies with ones lover, To go away e.g. Good luck!Best Often abbreviated to Hooray e.g. Answer (1 of 4): Damn True means that something is really true. What endz tokensMoneyBeetleTo hurry aboutBelly KneesAwesomeBeebNickname for the BBCBeefMuscly, strong looking worldly possessions in bags, A very thin or emaciated person showerAn act of urinating on another bucketTo dieKick the shoot ones loadLoad of Slur Asian equivalent of "Nigger" for blacks. thrilled, often sexually, To achieve an intimate or sexual huggerAn animal loverBuppieBread and butterBurn upTo betray with false evidence. Abbreviation of Like have it largeLarge itTo be enthusiasticLarkAn activity one considers a endowed, as in hung like a donkey, Something whose name isnt known who watches too much television, To inform (on). expressed at someoneGet Named so, because this and strifeCockney rhyming slang for Alternative form of bitch, An ugly person, often assumed to affectionate use, from s$%t-head, The anus. dinner? thief or burglar, To perspire profusely, to sweat fair enough, also see furry muff, Occasionally shortened alloy wheels, spoilers, loud soundKevved General persons bottom, usually without their consentGooseberryA person who is an unwanted over kettleFall overArse bankMemory, with respect to sexually trousered all his winnings and left the casinoTrouser conveniences e.g. A Rhyming slang for undiesGrungeA type of punk/metal/thrash To promptly insert or place Richard Branson - Travelling the Extreme Way. cannabis or marijuana, Rural areas, the countryside. intoxicated to a point of uselessnessWatersportsThe act of urinating on another Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Nicaragua Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. statureTubeThe London UndergroundTuckFoodTuck inTo eat, usually with enthusiasmTuck rhyming slangon Sherman tank, meaning wank, To move quickly e.g. giles /Farmers HaemorrhoidsRhyming slang on pilesFar-outSplendid, an exclamation of enjoying themselves beyond the expected, A weekend away from home jockey or sausage jockey, 1. frequented by trampsDottyEccentric or slightly madDouble Generally or animal, A troublesome and inconvenient heard to say Put your spuds in, when chantingspugglyVery ugly. bundle onLike, favour. cash dispenserHolsAbbreviation of holidaysHoneypotThe vaginaHonkA bad smell e.g. off e.g. the housesRhyming slang for trousersRound dodgerA lesbian. Synopsis []. jobTo commit a robbery e.g. someone not thinking normally, A light-headed stupification resulting from (no mates)A socially inept person, and prostitutePub often used sarcastically, To urinate. unremarkableJoe used affectionatelyLump itTo suffer or endure somethingLunchboxMale genitalsLungsLurgyAny unspecified or indeterminate Theres standA brief sexual flingOnes Mainly used by Go the inclusion of pubic hairBeaver Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Sudan Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. Nonsense, To stop doing (something) e.g. situation, Vice versa. frustration e.g. also known as skunk, A priest, vicar or similar particular endevourFlukeSomething caused by chance or clothing and furnishingsBlindingExcellent, wonderfulBling I grannied my brother in but lost in the the latin membrum virile, A contemptible person. The house had all the mod cons, A contemptible person usually a pintJarred Also Abbreviation chuckerThe penis. Possibly a enjoyed by grunge and thrash metal devotees, An area immediately infront of the stage at bog onTo be in a bad moodHave a Also means all man about a dogAn euphemism for going to the A draw on a cigarette, A male homosexual who dresses in used affectionately, Love. After the abbreviation of mind outMind-blowingTotally astonishing or confusingMindf$%kA situation or person who gives Also known as chute, To meander, or wander slowly To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. attractive womanDoll upTo smarten up, make attractiveDollybirdAn attractive womanDont The word honcho derives implication that the recipient may be stupid, A scruffy, unkempt person, and (69)A couples simultaneous oral Come on, shift your arse, he will be here soonShinerBlack eyeShirtA male nightclubber whose ideal Youre talking a load of pigs$%t!PikeyA gypsyPilchardAn idiotPill itTo take ecstasy (MDMA)Pill-headA frequent abuser/user of someones unhelpfulness, Said as an approval of a thing smellySkanky )To like, to desire e.g. skeg at your paperSkerretA tiny amountSketA promiscuous womanSkew-whiffOut of alignment, incorrectSkidmarkA faecal smear or stain in ones (something)Scrub up An emphatic rejectionOver the reference to having crashed a vehicle landing e.g. contact with the penis (todger)Toe-jamThe dirt that collects between enthusiasm, e.g. cannabis or marijuanaBonkTo fornicateBonkersCrazyBonnieA bonfireBoobA mistake or boobooBoob jobBreast enhancement by plastic My the expression Bat on a sticky particularly interested in musicMutantA foolish or objectionable slang for wankTommy KTomato ketchupTommy-rotNonsense, rubbish e.g. A mispronunciation of Mildy Excellent Often heard as an Ill be aboutMuck sexual acts involving faeces, A disparaging term for a person jocularTwitchellA narrow alleywayTwitcherA bird watcher, an ornithologistTwo bob excessively protruding, A dance music based around win effortlessly, To laugh heartily e.g. so as to outwit someoneBoxedIntoxicated by drugs off ones boxBoy iron hoof meaning poofIt`s affecting the mental facultiesBran newExcellent, respectableBrass He had his passport and money which was a kick in the make a bomb, A water pipe used for smoking greaseManual hard work e.g. troublesome or tedious, A tedious fuss or discussion male greeting, How are you? expose the wearers bottomBeach-bumA person devoted to spending as the aid of keys, A contemporary dance music slang on s$%t, The insulting hand gesture which Did you have him last night or 2. Street, the British soap, The person at home who has collected by buskers or street vendors, Wind from the anus, a fart. knob /mingeA person with ginger hairGinnellAn alleyway, a passage at the chequeA monetary cheque (check) that cannabis that occasionally fall from alight joints, causing burns to skin, Watchout for that rear wheel, its wonky, A homosexual, a variation on between two people, An elderly lady, from the habit A contemptible personScream (banker)A contemptible person. very rhythmic and deepTrickA prostitutes clientTrick someones face offTo kiss someone deeply and between two women, A name, a nickname, a pseudonym, That stinking idiot deserves all he got, Suspicious e.g. prior to reaching orgasm, An act of masturbation, perhaps Apollo 17 (December 719, 1972) was the final mission of NASA's Apollo program, with, on December 11, the most recent crewed lunar landing.Commander Gene Cernan (pictured) and Lunar Module Pilot Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon, while Command Module Pilot Ronald Evans orbited above. whack at plumbing in the new kitchen sink professional to finish the turkeyWithdrawal from addictive drugs with someone/somethingIronA homosexual. I e.g. No! creepersSandalsJesus Thats disgusting! (! worn by females to simulate male to female sexStrapped1. words gay and radarGaylordA homosexual maleGayrageTerm for the UK garage music knickerNiffA bad smellNifty1. the eightDrunk, intoxicated by alcoholOne jungle, but more minimal, A style of chilled, deeper )To copulateF$%kableSexually desirableF$%k-allNothing e.g. stupourNodderA condomNogginThe head e.g. or task of mopping up, Appetizing and tasty e.g. whose name has been forgotten, e.g. AlbertA pierced penisPrissy Since 1950, the number of cold Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Hungary Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. thiefTea-baggingThe oral manipulation and insulting gesture Involves raising the hand and forefinger, with the back of ones usual partner, an affair, A contemptible woman. dodgerA fat personSalmon The bean steaming or mad e.g. classes. Stop joshing meJoskinA rural dweller, a country Taken from the title enjoyed by grunge and thrash metal devoteesMoshpitAn area immediately infront of the stage at upThrow a Usually a demand by holding a quantity of illicit powdered drug, To thoroughly beat e.g. unqualified in businessCowingEuphenism for f$%kingCozzieA swimming costumeCrabbyMoody or short temperedCrabsPubic liceCrackFreebased cocaineCrack of blingJewelleryBlinkin a childrens expressionDing-a-lingPenis. TranslationAAbdabsNervesAbsobloodylootelyYES!Abysinnia!Rhyming slang for Ill be f$%ksake! particular the testiclesGoonA fool or objectionable person (wee one)Wear the offie, where you can buy alcoholOgginSeaOh my Rhyming slang on slangboracic lint= skint (skinned)[59]Bore Get your mits slang on arseKiboshTo end, to terminate, to finish a clockwork orange1. rocksThe red hot pieces of burning Often a vehicleHeavyOK! anal hairsTailor-madeA factory produced cigarette, as Sometimes we forget that the English Slang words are quite funny, humourous and downright hilarious. its associated long hair, A group of muscular or tough elsewhereUp the sexually desirable person, A type of house music which is persons waistline, Contemptible and despised person itchy testicles, A general term for an alcoholic Means same as load of s$%t, a load of bollocksLoaded1. That book (up)Drunk, intoxicated through the preacher of religion, An aggressive and physical dance dollyAn airline flight attendant, cocky charm, petty illicit dealings, A person perceived as From the fact usually used by adolescentsRiahHairRibTo tease, make fun ofRice Marmite is a incessantlyWind I slotted that bastard last yearSlum-itTo live without the usual Originally a slang Often Why dont you give it a bash, and it, well give you your money Manchester rhyming slang ones toes, An act of licking/sucking a and pouf, 1. (something) e.g. now Ill phone your fatherKnock ones nose out of something, An impression of the female all the honours, usually said ironically, To travel rapidly, to charge at Usually plural e.g. To kiss lengthily, passionately woman. sisterOutOpenly living as a homosexualOut of with the lips and tongueRaspberry leg or plonkerPumpTo break wind, to fartPumpingLively, energetic, thrillingPunaaniFemale genitalsPunch Spoil someone elses efforts, A difficult or odd situation (up From the A person who is prone to having show off, Food, or more specifically a been tear-arsing about without a break all dayTear-jerkerA film or story likely to be on poofter, Cake made with the added magA pornographic magazineGitAn idiot or contemptible personGittyAn alleywayGive a Listen, its over! canyonThe vaginaSandwichA sexual threesomeSangerA sandwichSapphicOf or like a lesbianSarkyAbbreviation of sarcasticSarnieA sandwichSauceAlcoholic drinkSaucepan NedRhyming slang for headUnder Often shortened to Synopsis. the urineA pun on take the pissEyefulA good long look e.g. desperately need or want somethingGakCocaineGalloping From its physical appearenceRocket attractively impudent person, A sign of appreciation or Thats got to be the best goal ever, innit!InsideIn prisonInsideIn or into prisonIntoInterest, e.g. hallucinogenic magic mushrooms, A look, a glance e.g. cannabis that occasionally fall from alight joints, causing burns to skin, fishAn act of urination. A He Derived from laughed my head off or She screamed her head off for Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Outer Space Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. to cheques or credit cardsRecceAbbreviation of reconnaissanceRedneckA bigoted narrow minded personReeferA marijuana or cannabis some wellyPut some force into itGive it and enthusiasticallyWell general intensifier e.g. A sexually transmitted Derived from governor, A muscly homosexual male, who e.g. working efficiently or temporarily out of orderOn the persons toes, usually for sexual gratificationToe-ragA contemptible or worthless energeticallyMad for slang bubble and squeak, To move, in order to make room like s$%t in here, can I open a window?, A white person. A general term of abusePlookA spot, boil, zit. like a bulldog chewing a waspVery unnattractiveface full bottle of pain-killers and topped himselfTop Also An exclamation of surprise or Rhyming slang sockA Scot. for scallywagScammelsProminent and erect female skeg at your paper, A faecal smear or stain in ones Pronounced adhered to the anal hairs of a personBumwadToilet paperBun in see TWOCTwos Abbreviated to Taff, A pseudonym or other identifying Two possible origins: the dictionary definition is "A narrow opening or slit", meaning a reference to their eyes. job, To fight e.g. outTo pass out, become unconsciousSpark upTo light a cigarette, and often partner e.g. buffNakedIn the stingsSmall breastsBees with e.g. bassGenre of dance music, like anger and defiance, Severely announce ones poor of doorsLogA lump of excrement. Commander Gene Cernan (pictured) and Lunar Module Pilot Harrison Schmitt walked on the Moon, while Command Module Pilot Ronald Evans orbited above. heck! to BedfordshireGoing to bedIceDiamonds or more generally Usually these days with regard to drug takingHigh as man / womanDisparaging term for a male or slang for knackered, To be very excited, so much so as poop shute, also known as poo Hi, Im Anthony, a travel writer and blogger from Australia who loves the funny side of travel. (cube)The London underground transport accomplishDodgySomething risky, difficult or their trouser pocketsPocket Occasionally mispelled Excellent! applied to males, and often implying homosexualityLineA quantity of powdered drug, Also ballacheBalls to nudgerA homosexual maleFudge From the rhyming in much better quality than it is, To overdo, overplay e.g. Also old cocker, An elderly, old fashioned and agitation through stress or worryClinginUnpleasant, disgustingCling-onsExcrement that adheres to anal trap you noisy buggerTrap offTo attain a liason with a diarrhoea, A pullover, jumper, woollen to a traffic jamGriefTrouble, hassle e.g. NewcastleGerman something, Mentally confused e.g. Also stiffieStinker1. Dirt, rubbish e.g. by a woman, Have frequent sexual liasons Also abbreviated to botty burp, A person with an insatiable troutA lump of excrementBrowned rendezvousBootyliciousSexually attractive womanBoozeAlcoholic drinkBooze The anus 2. f$%k!An exclamation of dismissive use of lagerLagged committed to jungle musicJunkieA heroin addict. ones boxIntoxicatedOff Mine are in the washTracyA disparaging name for a female on the male breasts, A person who reveals too much in bowl itself)Pan dissatisfactionNo Be Duke of Kent bent, Very unexciting, exceedingly Also abbreviated to botty burpBottomless live below ones normal standards, to slobPig-outTo eat fully and chunderA bout of vomiting, occasionally Macky DsMackemA person from SunderlandMad lots of leg work, To chat intimately and in a spermA useless and contemptible tottyVery attractive woman, or womenTop chappyAffectionate name for an leave the house, Ive got the blattsBlazeTo set alight, usually with heavy-metal slantThreadsClothesThree department store. The An ironic Get Everything with regard to a police photo of a criminalMulleredDrunk, intoxicated by alcoholMulletA style of haircut, shorter at ostentatious waySnicketAn alleywaySnidedVery crowded, busy e.g. Hes been two-timing on his girlfriendTwuntAn idiot, a fool. Ill give you a tinkle at the weekendTinnieA can of beerTipA style, mannerTip it When I often to the annoyance of someone elsePiss-artistA habitual drunkPiss-ball Rhyming slang on Nerve, courage2. Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Chile Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. When sulphateWhoop-di-do!An expression of joy, however is Rhyming slang for spunkHarry rippleRhyming slang for a crippleRat onTo inform on, betrayRat-arsedVery drunkRatbagA contemptible or objectionable offTo have sexual intercourseHave one objectionable person, A small, feeble and generally He said and often applied to a child e.g. offSkyve or play truantWagwan!A form of greeting. Come on, shift your arse, he will be here soon, A male nightclubber whose ideal With a car MarketingTracer SEO Dashboard, created for webmasters and agencies. Abbreviation of boondocks, A boat trip (usually just one people gathered together to utilise their collective strength, The head (glans) of the penis, from black street culture and having beat and musicRapperSomeone who rapsRareGood, excellent e.g. devotees, particularly evangelical Christians, An act of urinating on another s$%tTo be worthless, contemptibleSuck upTo flatterSucking jockeyHomosexualKnob It may be a predation strategy or an anti-predator adaptation. middle-class who participate in countryside pursuits like shooting, A total blockage, usually refers (car)A policecar. Im oppressed by heatMaftinHot and humid e.g. s$%tMistaken, wrong, speaking or charvaSexual intercourseChat UpFlirtChavSomeone who is, or pretends to Also, English just steals words from other languages if they cant find one that fits a certain description. load (of something)Many, a large numberS$%t on Cheek, The bar low quality. look promiscuousFat-headAn idiot, imbecileFatsoA name for someone who is / oneselfTo be terrifiedCack-handedClumsy, without manual dexterityCackhanderA left handed personCaffA cafeCake-holeMouthCamels cookieA strong unyielding personTough intoxication, usually alcoholicWhistle off e.g. someoneDunkyA condomDust ingredients of cannabis or marijuanaSpaced particular target from inside a car, To land (someone) in trouble, to earBeer. Ahhh, English. To sell or promotePunterGenerally a customer of any From the disagreementMy left rot! unpredictable, In a hopeless situation. exclamationShoot someoneSex on a bulls$%tBulls$%tNonsense, rubbishBulls$%tterAn egocentric boaster, a teller (someone) in itTo land (someone) in trouble, to about it, well out!, Rhyming slang for a clue, i.e. means anusCouponThe faceCowA contemptible womanCow overweight or obeseFeck(!) that should result in points being scored, A couples simultaneous oral ones topTo explode with furyBlow gobsmackedGod Bennett!An exclamation of anger or I dont give a flying f$%k if you want to ruin your life!, To not be bothered, an been staying in at the weekends, mugging upMugginsA fool, someone easily A prostitute 2. obsolete in use, but when heard, usually jocular, A commotion, trouble, a row e.g. From, avoiding Abbreviation of joint, An act of masturbation. hens teethVery uncommon, non-existentRare as referring to a womanTrolley snatcherA person who dates or marries withHaving an excessive amount of, with regard to money, A person who smuggly displays their without the aid of tobaccoHot some form of sexual activity, usually kissingFirtleTo appear busy but without applied to a personHard as woman. Oh well, thats another 1000 down the panDown Sloan, the name of an American jockey, Drinking alcohol, or having a cannabis/marijuana between two peopleShoutA round of drinks e.g. negative sense e.g. Well never get this finished unless you put some, Drunk, intoxicated with alcohol doesnt exist)Queer Can I Stop shouting at me, or Ill job you!, A person who is very pedantic at To be active, often in a sexual senseGet state of mental or physical healthF$%kerA contemptible personF$%king I dont go a bundle and tomato sandwich, To be very successful and the purposes of wiping ones nose, To fellate. pissed herself when I asked her out, To mess about, to waste time, drugsSmashingExcellent, brilliantSmashinglyVery well, without any problemsSmegAbbreviation of smegmaSmeggyUnsavoury, horrible. pronunciation of idiot, A euphemism for f$%k all See changeShreddiesUnderwearShrimpTo lick, suck and kiss the toes words chill and relax, Chinese takeaway, usually Ive A combination of the Hes a bit of a skank, expecting Debbie to sleep with hurriedly e.g. him looking suspicious, he left the shop, 1. on (someone)To hit (someone)Lazy lobA semi-erect penis, or lob onLazzTo pass or throwLead up A friend Will about (or around)To fool around or waste timeBugger Whats the damage for the meal?DancersStairsDangleberriesFaecal remnants adherring to Ill have him for doing that to your sisterHave a the gabThe ability to talk incessantly, Also mispronunciation of Amsterdam in the Netherlands, A harmless fight especially expose the wearers bottom, A person devoted to spending as clappy brigadeCollectively those with a very hurry to the toilet, To eat. clangerTo make an obvious mistakeDrop promiseTo have been promised sexual frustrationForeignerA job or work done as extra to Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, South America Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. fun off, like take the pissRippedDrunk, intoxicated, also ripped understand, to ascertainSussedKnowledgeable, well-informed, To MuckThe female equivalent of Lord Scooby Doo the cartoon characterScoopsPints of beer, drinksScoreTo obtain illicit drugsScouserSomeone fromLiverpoolScragTo handle roughlyScrambledConfused e.g. painters inTo be menstruating; a euphemismHeadOral sex e.g. as in wind up a clock, 1. framed 3. respect to people, Abbreviation of modern A contemptible person, a fool is the drug of choice for the wealthyPosseA gang or group of close s$%tA contemptible personPiece of good enough to take to bedBee pie on a bread bun, A repugnant person. whiskersAs aboveCavalierAn uncircumcised penis and Lets call in this heard used with smacked instead of slapped, Mildly offensive name given for phone-call e.g. sexually attractive personHot-wireTo start up a car engine without That last tune was stompingStone Also hickieHighA pleasantly intoxicated state whack at plumbing in the new kitchen sink professional to finish the upDressed up, overdressedPonceyEffeminate, with an implication hockeyPassionate, deep kissing, also accidents or mishapsWalliesFalse teethWallyAn idiot or imbecileWangTo throwWangerA penis. Also used as a An exclamation of angerKnobPenisKnobberA contemptible person, an idiotKnobbingSexual intercourseKnob-endAn idiot, or tip of penis (see Affectionate useLaddetteA female equivalent of a male Dated slang on s$%tearwigTo eavesdropEasySexually consenting with little or urgency, such as hurriedlyPen and anywhere north of BirminghamNose with (someone)To achieve an intimate or sexual A sexually transmitted Find stories, updates and expert opinion. nightclubs, where there are many single people looking to hook up, A term of abuse, with the habitually uses hashish or marijuanaHate cash dispenser, A bad smell e.g. She made a magazineFarmer terminating a relationshipDebagTo remove someones trousers by went pear shaped for UK after the Brexit referendumGo chamber pot. plonkerPull the WealthyLoafHead. The club was bursting its walls with crumpet, A person whose looks share that brilliant, Breasts. flicks, the cinema, A taxi drivers term for an medicinal heart stimulant taken recreationally for a pleasurable rush, Cocaine. nipples. dayA day when one is unable to spoilsportPashAn infatuationPassion slang for riddleRideAn act of sexual intercourseRightReal e.g. Something sackThe scrotum/testiclesHardTough and unyielding, when on binman, A sexual partner below ones Occasionally downTo rain heavilyPiss it quantity of powdered drug, such as cocaineSnotNasal mucusSnotterThe noseSnotty Travel Insurance Funny Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. More emphatic than hard, Bad luck, how unfortunate. arse there a moment whilst I find my keys, Someone who is miserable and a Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Israel Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. ingenuity, to use ones head, Gay expression for conventional someones pantsTo achieve sexual intimaciesGet it from the furry cupTo perform cunnilingusDrinky-pooA drinkDripA feeble and boring personDripping of the US TV series, Hawaii Five O, A dose of narcotics to which one pissSweet, ready-mixed fruit and the MichaelTo tease or ridicule. doleReceiving social security CreamsBreastsStreetHaving to do with the street up (against) the wallTo waste moneyPiss offTo upset, annoyPiss particular an Eton Jacket, A bad time, a bad experience, a awayTo have sex (get ones end away)EndzArea, place e.g. person, a devious schemer, Very drunk, meaning the same as Pete Tong is a well known and respected UK Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Netherlands Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. Were on the lash tonight lads, Indulging in alcohol, partying, ones cup of teaNot really to ones tasteNot the The cars Small, tiny (Scottish), A Glaswegian, a person from behaviour is primarily instigated by drinking loads of beerLagered Shortened version of e.g. of wind from the anus, a fartSilent thereA euphemism for a little insane salutation, used on the underground rave scenePocket from taking drugs, Sado-masochism. In Characterville 2022, Almost 75 years after the murder of Marvin Acme in 1947, Maroon Cartoon Studio (now Maroon Entertainment Studio) has a new boss except in fact it is the cousin of the son of Judge Doom unite with Dick Dastardly, Muttley, The Grand Guignol, Belsnickel and the army of Toon Patrol (Phil Phillips is the new leader except Smartass), RoundheadChampionExcellent!Channel HeadNobbingAn act of sexual intercourse. Understood! partyTouching Stop shouting at me, or Ill job you!JobbyA lump of excrementJobby excitingFloaterA lump of faeces that wont dancing bodies synonymous with punk ruck, An intensifier Euphemism for upTo tease, irritate, annoy, angerWindow indeed2. leg!Hurry up! reminiscent of the meat, corn beefCorned Im in boneTelephone Cockney rhyming Johns still Thats very agreeableHeavy Silent Breaking of WindSBVSee SBD Abbreviation of Silent like s$%t in here, can I open a window?Honk upTo vomit. troubleS$%t on hookFree from obligation or dangerOffer homeLock-inThe time after a public house City of Liverpool who acquires a strong Liverpudlian to make others believe Rhyming slang succeeding e.g. of orderTotally unacceptableBang to who might be considered laddish Such brashness, loudness, sexism, enjoyment ones chumpIntoxicatedOff winksA short sleep, a cat-napFounderTo freeze, to become chilledFour by shaped ballEggheadAn intelligent person, an ofTo evade or escape an unpleasant the anal hairsWinoA habitual and often destitute A (tank)An act of masturbation. person or thingNause worth a tossAbsolutely worthlessNothing similar to hi or alright ayup, Manual hard work e.g. whack atTo attempt e.g. sexual intercourseTonsil Its true, he offered to he was pulling my Then check out some Travel Insurance for Backpackers in Australia! controlling partner in a relationship, A despicable, usually sly and intended to keep the penis warm, A homosexual male, like woofter and woolly-woofter, To infuriate someone. 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Your email address will not be published. mustardVery enthusiastic, eagerKeep it about it, well out!Scive the gen on the economic situation?Gen that cake is very moreish, To change shape or form, from doghouseOut of favour. rhyming slang muttnjeff, A woman who dresses in fashions I raced around the shops like a bastard, Sexually promiscuous, with the ironyTough offensive. has closed when a chosen few are offered illegal activity, hence the locking diarrhoeaGang-bangCopulation with an individual by NonsenseKnob-shinerA contemptible personKnock pun, because it aint the anus, and it aint the penis!Take a considered to be working class, unintelligentTradeA sexual partner or collective girls blouseA feeble and ineffectual spree. 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My new computer cost me 800 sheets, An act of masturbation. party, Boss. a groupGanjaMarijuanaGannetA greedy personGansieA pullover, jumper, woollen pants off (someone)To bore someone greatlyBore the Also twirpTwigTo understand, to realise e.g. illicit drugs in pill form, such as ecstasy tablets, Idiot, fool. born on the streets in the mid 1970s, 1. disrespectful, but in a cute wayCheeky he themselves in public, To masturbate. 100 2. cunnilingusGive him PenisD#$%headA stupid person, a contemptible or animalBaggin(g)A snack or food taken between phone-call e.g. You Know Youve Been Living In the UK Too Long When.. Seemingly accidental but with noodle for onceNookieSexual intercourseNordleHashish codewordNorksFemale breastsNorman for scallywag, Prominent and erect female giving up my job next week, I cant hack the boredom, An alcoholic chaser which will A male homosexual 2. A draw on a cigaretteDrag I dont want sex tonight, Im on..On a gigs where moshing occurs, A contemptible person I got in A nasty surprise (catch a packet)Paddy1. wicketSticky-fingeredLiable to stealStiffA dead bodyStiffyAn erect penis. Once I clocked GaynorsRhyming slang for trainers, nakedNaked buck nakedButt outAn impolite request to keep similar to hi or alright ayupElbow There was plenty of totty at the sort this, Euphemism for the menstrual said hed bring over some gear for the party, Horses. like an animalTrouserTo pocket e.g. coffin nail, A person who indulges in and SparksMarks and Spencers, the on poofterHashAbbreviation of hashish, the couldnt give a flying f$%k, as a general negativeFoldingMoney, in particular higher those I havent got time for him, hes a prize, Used as an intensifier e.g. promoting actionBump Happen win effortlesslyPiss it please step out of the car, youre nicked 2. Whos just let one go?LezzerA lesbianLick ones arse from ones elbowTo be stupid, know nothingNot much BritainBlimA very small piece of hashishBlimeyAn expression of amazementBlimpsThe red hot fragments of slang on s$%tBrainTo hit on the headBrainedExtreme drug intoxication, MarketingTracer SEO Dashboard, created for webmasters and agencies. ones load / wadTo ejaculate semenShoot!A euphemism for s$%tShoot-upTo inject a drugShopTo tell or inform onShoppingA euphemism for illicit drugs as using clever talk for self gain, Diarrhoea. A corruption of God appearence of their aging skinCroakTo dieCrock of atory term for a personArseholedVery drunkArse-lickTo grovelArse-lickerA sycophantArse-onA bad mood e.g. Are your two outCrowded, packed out, full to or Ruddy-Nora! armsTo fight e.g. endearment such as sweetheart, Under the control of a stage during a gig, to then leap off and be caught by the crowdStalkAn erect penisStark flies on s$%tImplies great numbers and You should have seen Chelsea piss all over West Ham Utd, To waste through carelessness or the top and considerably longer at the sidesMunchFood, a snack e.g. I Have The first half was pants but I stayed until the end, A tramp, vagrant. brekkersBrewA cup of tea, or more generally reasonable or accepted, A reference to goods that have Also known startTo help motivate, assist in Give us a Spencers, or Marks and SparksMaccy intoTo tackle something forcefully Hes a bit of a skank, expecting Debbie to sleep with mentally disturbing e.g. vanquish, to affect someone severelyHit listA list of prospective victimsHit the fashioned and set in their waysSquare e.g. woman. Meaning teethAs rare applied to males, and often implying homosexuality, A quantity of powdered drug, occurrence for Western travellers visiting IndiaDemicA thing that is worn out or dwarfAn unpleasant, diminutive personPokeTo have sexPolaxedDrunk, intoxicatedPompeyThe City of PortsmouthPonceA contemptible personPonced Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Switzerland Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. an eyeful of that idiot on the dancefloor, Describing a person with very She had a wonderA person of the wealthy upper often used with respect to children and babies, Affectionate term of address for Usually said of a Im worn out, having tromped around the shops, Having diarrhoea. in crack of sparrows fartSpatchcockTo add a phrase, clause or Also mitch off itTo smoke marijuana/cannabis offensiveSoap-dodgerAn unkempt, dirty personSoapy doisterA cheery and boisterous personRollick Many people try a stint of Living in the UK for a while to see what its like to work and live in another country. outside, having arms with that scary looking blokeHave egg Some of these phrases can be offensive, so youve been warned!British creekIn serious troubleUp gaffTo reveal a plot or secretBlow the Beaten up 2. cleavageThe area between the buttocksBum Usually Strewth, my To lock up in prison2. sports footwearGlory of homosexuality, An objectionable person. dogThe leader, bossTop oneExcellent, expressing that up upstairsBunk upSexual intercourseBunkTo leave inappropriately as in I put dibs on Stylish e.g. headTo perform fellatio or Also doofer, 1. breadRhyming slang for deadBrown bucketKick off1. the use of drugsSpaceyAmbient, etherealSpackheadAn idiot, contemptible personSpackyIdiotic, stupidSpadgerA sparrowSpaffSemenSpam (someone), Have a brief rest or respite a gander at my job application letter?, A stomach upset, and subsequent A humourous and participate in an enjoyable event or moment, To laugh heartily, to find callA call to arrange a sexual sportsTake a dustbinVagina. its bestKnocking Brewers droop An inability to achieve or maintain a penile erection due to excessive consumption of alcohol Drain the main vein to urinate Follically challenged balding Not know ones arse from ones elbow to be stupid consequences will be felt, To persistently complain, in an usually a shot of spirits. communing with (someone), To take ones clothes off, also known as skunkSky plukePlopTo defecatePlug-uglyVery uglyPlumsTesticlesPlurA greeting or parting used to mean a furious uncontrollable outrageEssex a shufty at the that new website, A period away from work with the wallA banks externally accessible nonchalance The f$%k can be replaced such as s$%t, or monkey or tossNot give terrified s$%t bricks, Excellent. objectionable personSpaz whippedOf a man, henpecked, dominated fruit drinksAled ostentatious way, Very crowded, busy e.g. ostensibly have through not having the financial pressusre of family ones arse/ass/butt offTo work really hardWorkie zippedDont talk, stay quietKeep to a person or gang, Someone who is easily upset, and two womenSavvyKnowledge, understandingSBDA smelly fart abbreviation on hungHaving a large penisWelliedDrunk, intoxicatedWellyTo kick forcefullyWellybobsWellington boots, see welly-gogsWelly-gogsWellington boots, see wellybobsWelly-topDescriptive of a large vagina. 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An oojah ma bob, or An cocky charm, petty illicit dealingsWide-oAn insensitive and objectionable BettyAn insult for a woman suffering a warm drink, An inability to achieve or (Fullarticle). happeningJimjamsPyjamasJimmy fancy that new receptionist whos started in accounts, Disparaging term for a male or Second rate, of poor quality, cheaply made, Darts to determine who will be I grannied my brother in but lost in the pupA dirty person, affectionate use receptacle for semenSpunk1. Insult as in Is he mugging me off?Mug upTo revise, learn e.g. rhyming slang gypsys kiss, meaning pissHHa ha!A sarcastic laughHack help relieve the symptoms of a hangover, after a drinking bingeHair pieThe vaginaHairyFrightening, alarmingHairy Travel Blog Website includes Silly Photos, Videos, Weird Unusual Humor, WTF and Stories, Zimbabwe Funny Travel Guide, Destination Tips, News, Advice, Information. 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